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Old 06-01-2009, 05:12 PM   #401
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i filed a complaint and linked this thread, the marijuana thread, and the thread where Stealth talks about his drug trafficking exploits in East Dallas.
I hope your joking because that would be a dick move on your part. Stealth ain't the only one on here posting that stuff...

Man, you used to be cool... What happened?
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Old 06-01-2009, 05:12 PM   #402
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either stealth or a black guy is going around selling stolen goods, and i'm positive the black guy is innocent.


time for some real reflection and soul-searching, ty.<-------on the real

i find out you're the one who ripped me off on the paintball stuff and you're dead, bro.
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I have his real information, but obviously you people can't be trusted with it.
what do you mean, you people?

and i seriously doubt that i was the only one that filed a complaint.
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what do you mean, you people?
You know exactly what I mean, cracka-ass-cracka.
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wait. ^^^ that isn't stealth's address or middle name? lol

i filed a complaint and linked this thread, the marijuana thread, and the thread where Stealth talks about his drug trafficking exploits in East Dallas. I just shot them another email relaying the mistake. Hopefully they didn't kick in that innocent mans door and terrorize his family. I feel pretty bad about this actually. I'll call them tomorrow just to clarify, but if anyone comes across Stealth's real information, pass it on asap. I don't want to contact them empty handed.

pwnt.
I filed a complaint as well. Saying that he openly admitted to molesting the kid down the block. Damn that poor nig nog has got a Rodney king beat down coming his way.
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I hope your joking because that would be a dick move on your part. Stealth ain't the only one on here posting that stuff...

Man, you used to be cool... What happened?
He's the only one with kids, associates with people with automatic weapons, and lives in a suburban neighborhood.
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either stealth or a black guy is going around selling stolen goods, and i'm positive the black guy is innocent.


time for some real reflection and soul-searching, ty.<-------on the real

i find out you're the one who ripped me off on the paintball stuff and you're dead, bro.
Oh fuck. Don't tell me this is the same stealthballer that never sent me my AR51000-snipergrip?! Dude, Ty-dogg, there's some crazy fucking black dudes in and around the Dallas metroplex and they don't play when it comes to this shit. Just sayin...
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I filed a complaint as well. Saying that he openly admitted to molesting the kid down the block. Damn that poor nig nog has got a Rodney king beat down coming his way.
damn, son. in a way this is good though, because it will abate my screw-up.
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I hope your joking because that would be a dick move on your part. Stealth ain't the only one on here posting that stuff...

Man, you used to be cool... What happened?
The guilt from his inaction on saving an innocent turtle has eaten away his soul. He's no longer the lockjaw you once knew and loved.
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damn, son. in a way this is good though, because it will abate my screw-up.
I've been watching you.
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Old 06-01-2009, 06:02 PM   #412
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I have his real information, but obviously you people can't be trusted with it.
I bet you we all act much better this time, I swear.









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Old 06-01-2009, 07:23 PM   #413
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When did stealth admit to molesting a child?

Why would you all want to (possibly) fuck his life up?
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Old 06-01-2009, 07:27 PM   #414
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You think anyone in law enforcement is going to read this thread and act on any information found within? If so, I'd just like to add that stealth buried paul.
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Old 06-01-2009, 07:29 PM   #415
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anyone not see the irony in the best poster of all time using me to up his forum-cred?

you proved me right dummy.
Leave me out of this, stupid.

Serious golf clapping going on right now for animal mother. This is the stuff that makes him ineligible for POTY contests.
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stealth may have admitted to illegally copying tv shows onto vhs tapes in his younger days. i'm just sayin'.
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You think anyone in law enforcement is going to read this thread and act on any information found within? If so, I'd just like to add that stealth buried paul.
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We're all real cool here, just a bunch of little Fonzies.
honest abe.

i acted like a lame, give me another chance to prove im no snitch..









































































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Old 06-02-2009, 08:13 AM   #419
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if anonymity isn't sacred here, then it's not the place i thought it was. goodbye gentlemen. i will be missed.
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goodbye joysubtraction, is that's your real name.
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I think the picture of the family is one of the gems of this thread.
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you know, seriously, if anyone that wasn't constantly trolling me weren't the only people telling me to leave I woulda left.

I didn't fucking deserve this shit.
Guys, I'm really concerned. Stealth hasn't posted in two days. Something must be wrong.
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I spoke with a secretary at the Desoto PD yesterday, but she didn't give any indication that Operation Fatass was a top priority case. All she said was that she'd double check to make sure the correction-email was received and that a detective may call me.

There are a number of credible explanations (other than incarceration) for his uncharacteristic absence though: ran off the forum; helping Dan with wedding preparations; on his way to Redondo Beach to kill Animal Mother, etc...

in no way am i missing him, but to be honest, part of me will feel bilked if a week from now he's out on bail, and he doesn't have the decency to log in tell AM that he's ruined his life but that he's still his bro.
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Do you understand that stealth's real information has not been posted here, aside from his first name? Why would you call the cops anyway? Big fan of the pigs?
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Why don't you think it's real, because Stealth denied it?
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Because skinny said so, plus we got the details on the nigger that runs the carpet cleaning business, right?
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The n-word guy used Stealth's white trash pic for his website?
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niggers can make their own websites? I have no explanation for that.
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not really anything to do with stealth, just didn't know where else to put this.

i think j-rico choked bad in this thread. i been hearing some early poty buzz and i'm telling you right now i sent him a pm with a picture that with a little editing, and the right timing, is an instant classic.

i thought this guy was supposed to be the hotshot rookie photoshop wiz. the pshop legends made their bones with timely pics in the classic threads.


which reminds me, can someone please please do photoshops for me? ouch spoiled me rotten. if not, can someone hook me up with a program that does not cost $900 and a tutorial meant for a child. picasa enthusiatically sucks on large veiny weiners.
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We made jirico and we can break him. Photoshop is too hard, try making gifs.
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not really anything to do with stealth, just didn't know where else to put this.

i think j-rico choked bad in this thread. i been hearing some early poty buzz and i'm telling you right now i sent him a pm with a picture that with a little editing, and the right timing, is an instant classic.

i thought this guy was supposed to be the hotshot rookie photoshop wiz. the pshop legends made their bones with timely pics in the classic threads.
I was actually working with something else but I got too lazy to fix it up and didn't think it was worth finishing up.

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which reminds me, can someone please please do photoshops for me? ouch spoiled me rotten. if not, can someone hook me up with a program that does not cost $900 and a tutorial meant for a child. picasa enthusiatically sucks on large veiny weiners.
http://maketecheasier.com/5-great-al...hop/2008/05/19
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I was actually working with something else but I got too lazy to fix it up and didn't think it was worth finishing up.

whatever. crazy stealth mohawk face and a vacuum cleaner would have taken 2 minutes. you jump in with that right after one of his threats to harm me and you've got gold, son.


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After seeing one of your suggestions I also feel that he choked.
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Thats all i got from this.
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can't believe I missed this one.... but that peekyou site scares the hell out of me
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hmmm....
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Thats all i got from this.
Pretty much.
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